April 2013
58 posts
maddyfae:
okay so my friend had her arms marked today with the tally marks and some filly came up to her and said “wow, you’ve seen a lot of weeping angels today!”
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feferipeixies:
I’M CRYNIG IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO BEFORE I PITY YOUR EXISTANCE
proud-englishman:
owlmylove:
zillystring:
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mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
It’s gone too far…
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.